How about that for a headline from the @MailOnline? http://t.co/b461tcA8

RT @MrCurtisB: When dot dies on eastenders its gonna be a bank holiday the next day

Ps, stop copy and pasting Beyonce’s Tweets into Facebook and thinking no-one will suss you out. You ain’t that clever ho.

Too fucking egg to see @AZEALIABANKS with @eddycain and @rhiannasmithyy tonight BITCHESSSSS. Bitch gonna bring it HARD.

RT @youngfollowill: Didn’t see that @AZEALIABANKS was on here. Still haven’t stopped listening to this. Don’t like it? I don’t like you. …

I have edited and re-edited this essay about 50 times. It’s still not right #fuckproduction.

The worlds oldest dog has just died at age 182 #alldogsgotoheaven.

Eds getting ready for a night on the town http://t.co/o6dKZVFt

If it turns out I’m working boxing day this year I’ll be alone for Christmas :( so might volunteer at the Salvation Army #companyiscompany

UEL.xxx? I wonder if there’ll ever be a day? http://t.co/3rzDhelI